My Hobby Is Crying Over Fictional People

THIS IS THE BEST ASK EVER, LET ME TELL YOU

Okay, so here’s my ‘family’ (Not including my IRL friends on here because we already know where we fit in the family):

Mom: 

Lauren- The oldest, and thus the Mom. She’s just like us, though; her role only stems from her age.

Knowledgeable sisters:

Phoebe- I could see Phoebe ruffling my hair any chance she gets. Dunno why, but she’d probably call me Squirt and joke around about how cute I am or something.

Faith- She’d hit me a lot… I’d probably be eating or something and just get a punch in the arm or a noogie just for the hell of it.

Kate- One third of the OT3. DJ, Kate, and I would spend hours in our rooms writing smut together~

DJ- Again, the other third of the OT3. She’d be the smut initiator.

Kira- My experienced writing sister. I’d probably sneak into her room and go on her laptop to read some of her fics. I’d be such a fangirl for her work.

Caela- She’d be the sister I watch TV with. I can see her introducing me to new shows, like Sherlock and Dr. Who

Zuzu- That sister that knows everything about anything on the internet. She’d be the one telling me about new memes or new happenings before I even get online.

Em- Goofy, encouraging older sis. A real sweetie pie.

Alice- That sister that tries to keep everything under control, but eventually just gives into the insanity~

Jenna- The quick-witted, smart sister. She’s got a good sense of humor and makes sure to exercise it on the rest of us whenever she can.

Karena- Me and Connor would have too much fun screwing with her XD

Jade- That one sister who knows everything about the more ‘mature’ subjects. She’d be trying to corrupt me and such.

Brothers:

Kyran- Basically, the guy version of Jade. I’m probably the most innocent out of this little family, and they’d tag team me to remedy that situation.

Josh- Protective older brother. Super sweet, super nice and always there for me when things get weird.

Connor- We’d spend all of our time screwing with Karena.

Evan- One year older than me, and thus, on the same maturity level. I can see us playing pranks on each other for kicks.

Big family, eh? No Daddy because we don’t need one (or I haven’t really found a ‘Father figure’ here yet~)