silverqueen:

ironinkpen:

Do you ever have those moments where you read fanfiction

And you’re just like

No

Okay the other day I read the phrase “his rampant erection”

and I just had this terrifying image of a hard penis just detaching itself and running around trashing the room and breaking things

and people screaming “OH GOD, SOMEONE STOP THAT ERECTION, IT’S RUNNING RAMPANT!”

Well this post just got a million times better