“CUT IT OUT WITH THE SARCASTIC COMMENTARY SOKKA.”
“Right after you stop giving stupid answers.”
“What am I supposed to do!? They’re all harassing me and laughing at me and oh Spirits I am going TO KILL ZUKO.”
“Killed him already. Probably just didn’t hear about it.”
“Wh-what?” Katara’s mouth popped open. “L-literally?!”
“Well no. I said a honor joke and he ‘died’ so I guess I killed him. “
“Oh…okay.” Zuko pissed her off on a daily basis, but she didn’t want him really dead. Just in lots of pain. “G-good. I want him alive so he can feel my wrath.”
“I really don’t want to hear about your sexcapades ok?”
“Sexcapades?! I’ll give you sexcapades.” Katara sucked in a deep breath. “‘OHHHH SWEETNESS, DO IT HARDER. THAT’S GOOD. RIGHT THERE, ‘TARA. AAGHHHH I CALL YOU SWEETNESS FOR A REASON. GOOD GIRL. OHHHHHSWEETNESSSSSS.’”
“Should I continue?”
CRYING
